My Near Death Experience

I was in the waves of the ocean
Body surfing. One wave came,
And overwhelmed me.
My back had been taken to my head
And I snapped. A green aura
Surrounded me, and the feeling of peace.
A voice spoke to me.
"This is the feeling you like."
What's next is unutterable.
I asked Him, “Are there any other religions.” 
He said, “Not for you, no.”
I said, “What about for anyone else?”
God said, “No. Only Jesus Saves.”
I then remembered my life,
And He told me, “That was the past.”
I said, “I want to have a wife.”
God said to me, “I am your Husband.”
I then asked Him, “Can I go to the Kingdom?”
The LORD said, “No, you haven’t received treasure.”
Then I said, “I wish to receive treasure,
“More treasure than anyone else.”
And the LORD said to me,
“I will allow it,” and I was taken up out of the waves
And my split back was set back into place
And I could feel my body rearranging into its normal fixture.
In the background I could see a hooded figure
Who saw me, and then flashed away.
The hooded figure was my mortal enemy.
I asked, “Who is that?” To my girlfriend.
She said, “That’s nobody.”
And I was back.