The Farting Angels

Mega Church pastors speculate on spiritual beings
Doing fleshly things, like texting on phones and farting
Before God's throne room.
There's a silliness to this, which betrays their vision of God.
Do I believe that Jesus may have farted with the Apostles?
Most certainly, but Jesus had a flesh body---
Erby, He passed gas. Angels, by reason of their being spiritual
Do not fart--- nor can they, otherwise they'd have a flesh body
Again.

The disorder of it, that we think of God's holy throne as a riotous
Circus, rather than a holy place, is blasphemy.
Jesus certainly had a sense of humor---
And being that He was God manifested in the Flesh,
It's very possible that Jesus farted and laughed.
I see nothing sinful in meditating on that---
But, in God's Holy Throne, where no flesh can penetrate;
Where there are spirits and sanctity,
There couldn't be such a thing.

Rather, it is the idol put in place by Bethel
Of a Jolly God, who bumbles like one of the stooges
Jolly and filled with bouncing like a cartoon.
This is not the God I worship.
The God I worship sent plagues into Egypt,
And crucified His Son.
He is very serious---
Loving, but sober.
He is not a man, nor are His angels.
The Son has resurrected flesh
Which does not subsist on fleshly foods now
But on Holy foods.
Therefore, what Bethel is teaching
Is not God, but an idol created by hands.