A Philosopher

I score so high
On everything
But the most important.

I foresee my folds
Will remain sloppy.
My lack of kinesthetic 
Intelligence precludes me
From all labor positions.

My half-wise math skills
Make me useless
As an engineer or accountant.

My high iq and lack
Of conscientiousness
Makes me useless
As a grunt.

My criminal record
Makes me useless
As a Social Worker
Lawyer,
Or Nursing Home
Concierge.

My limitation
As a musician
Makes me proficient
Yet, nowhere near professional.

I have an INFP
Personality---
Like Tolstoy
       Wordsworth
       Tolkien &
       Shakespeare.
A dreamer.

Some say Jesus
Was an INFP.

Yet, Jesus was high
On all attributes
Of intelligence.
I realize, with peace,
I cannot be,
Nor ever was,
Perfect.