Babylon Bee Questions: My Answer

1. Don't even know who Carmen is.
2. A Calvinist, in the John Bunyan Sense.
3. I wouldn't add anything to the Bible, but would encourage people to read the Apocrypha. 
4. Backwoods Brand Cigars.
5. I would meet my great, great uncle on my Paternal Grandmother's Side, named Jack.
6. Whisky, without fruity accents.
7. As president, I'd do nothing. I'd simply veto unnecessary bills in congress, and maybe pass essential legislation.
8. I punched a kid once who ball tapped me, and a teacher saw it and did nothing.
9. I don't like concerts, but I'd probably like to hear Farinelli perform Handel's Messiah, as it'd be a once in a universe kind of deal.
10. Jesus is my King, my LORD, and my Husband. I am completely devoted to Him.