The War Handbook

For those who think it's a game
And think it's good and glorious...
I will give you the surefire stratagem to win.

First, summate that you have superior numbers.
And second, summate that you have superior weapons.
Then, pattern a strong use of logistics which can cross the entire world
And fuel your troops with rations and portions, and flesh and prostitutes.
Then, have spies within your enemy's nations, fueling them with rage.
Then, invade, and murder men, women, children, infants, elderly,
Until there is nothing left of the culture.
Do so, and you'll be damned.
But, that is how you win a war.
Sun Tzu, Clausewitz, Machiavelli,
They know nothing.
Learn from the Master, God Himself
Whom His verses on War are so horrific
In that Holy Bible,
Not to be a how to, but to ease a man's conscience for having slain his brother
In the case where such a day is called for...

Therefore, be on the defence
And have your populace armed.
So if invading armies come, you match them rifle for rifle
And bomb for bomb.
Arm your citizens, and prepare them to revolt against their invaders.
Teach them to kill Generals, and to aim for them on their horses.
And teach them to lay snares, and bombs in the highways,
And if your adversary is cunning to make you unable to fire a shot
Use stealth and disruption,
And murder them before they murder you.

Pft... I hate war. I understand it though.
Maybe you ought to, too.
So people don't needlessly die
And children all over the world can live happy lives.