Everything Wrong with the World

There is a man just too gitty
For his past exploits---
Though he's made an end of them
The Psychiatrist shrinks back
And makes a fool out of him.
The audience lampoons him
Though he's served his sentence.

There is a boy just too jaded
For he's upset at Santa Clause---
He's done nothing too serious
And the average man would call him good;
Though, this author lampoons him
Because he's ungrateful for the good
His country has bestowed upon him.

We think a man who's done wrong is always going to be crooked;
And we think because we have no sin, we can therefore deceive ourselves.