Real Jail Advice

From having spent five months in jail...
I would never wish that on anyone, 
You're not going to get butt molested--you could sue the crap out of someone for doing that, 
And also the prison for not protecting you--
But it's very lonely; like imagine having no friends, no family, and your closest allies can turn on you 
At any moment. 

You can get beat up, though. 
That does happen. 
Or stabbed. 
But not molested. 

I'm sure it does happen, but it's easy to prove, 
And there's people there that would get on your side and build a case against the prison for you, 
And you'd be compensated. 

The prison doesn't want people getting raped or committing suicide, 
Do to that reason. 

But then don't trust anyone in there. 
Not the shrinks, not the COs, not the other inmates, not the counselors. 
The best thing is to just take your showers, 
Keep your cell from stinking, 
And don't say a word that isn't necessary to anyone. 

Too many extroverts get in there, 
And they have the most problems 
Because the only person you can trust is the Chaplain for the most part.