The Rap of the Antichrist

The poor boy, because all history was forgotten
Got up on the stage, to perform his Eurodisco song.
He was proud, Arabic and Malaysian.

"My stage name is Hitler,
"Because I made so many hits.
"I believe in the ghosts of my fathers
"And the ghosts of my jits.
"History, you see, will remember me for ages
"I'm the boss of boss, and I'm better than all the sages."

To which, he didn't ever read one sage his entire life,
And should he, he'd never understand them.
As his cohorts danced, and laughed to strobe lights
And flashing disco balls. The Christians all
Lived in the ghettos, and he was about
To rally up his audience to go and destroy them.

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