My Theology

My theology is a good old fashioned
London Broil.
Cut from the prime steak,
Expertly cooked
And expertly cut.
Irony, full of bite, but melts in your mouth.
Old Fashioned is my theology,
Expertly cooked, done well,
But also juicy; salted and marinated
On for a long time,
Thoroughly tenderized,
And studied to the original tradition.