The Seminarian

A good boy or girl take up
Saying, "I will be instructed in the way."
Thus, they go where no man
Should ever go.
To the Seminary they go,
And they learn every bit of chaff they can.
Then theology is a mess of confusion
And babble. Ideas become muddied.
Let go... let go... let go...
Drink the pure chaff of Seminary
And you shall come out a know it all about nothing.
All you need for a Bible Scholar
Is a brain, a Bible and I just realized
None know the way...
All are the blind leading the blind.
Why was I led by Thou Christ
With precious memory of the You?