The Loneliest Whale

52 hertz, and UFOs, an American Pie,
Luigi Mangione and Richie Valens,
Aliens and Bigfoot, Area 51,
Planes crash, Kobe dies...
QAnon and Pizza Gate
Alex Jones gets sued
Why oh why oh why?
It's all the great distractions:
That's why.
It's probably just a whale.
It's probably the United States Air Force.
It's probably a disgruntled man.
It's probably just Ghost Stories.
It's probably just a nuclear waste dump.
It's probably just kids not being able to do their jobs right.
It's probably meant to discredit Conspiracy Theorists.
It's probably because Alex wouldn't get an Attorney.