My Pithy Thoughts on Different Beliefs

Do you want to know why I’m not an Atheist? Because I feel ethics are inherently visible in the real world, and beyond human judgment.

Do you know why I’m not a Hindu? Because I believe Castes are abhorrent, and are an excuse to make people miserable.

Do you know why I’m not a Muslim? Because they teach violence as part of their faith.

Do you know why I’m not a Buddhist? Because I think the real world is able to be understood, and isn’t a product of our mind.

Do you know why I’m not a Pagan? Because their gods are petty and cruel, and sometimes outright teach people to do the worst things imaginable.

Do you know why I’m not a Sikh or Bahi? Because I think people do rotten things, and need forgiven, and only Christianity has that covered.

Do you know why I’m not a Jew? Because its law, though perfectly just, would kill me.

Do you know why I’m a Christian? Because Christ taught perfect moral ethics, and died for us.

Do you know why I’m not a Pythagorean? Because I think humans have violent streaks, and eating meat is good for us, and so are violent stories.

Do you know why I’m not a Confucian? Because though it aligns with everything I believe perfectly, Christ died for us and gave us a hope, when we’ve blatantly failed.

Do you know why I’m not a Taoist or Mozi? Because though it aligns perfectly with my beliefs, I think Christ is paramount to raise and therefore give us hope, as this life cannot satisfy.

Do you know why I’m not Zoroastrian? Because I can’t believe evil and good are coequal.

Ultimately, Christ is the only wise or good God. And the only answer to life’s pointless suffering.