My War on the Playground

On my Elementary School Playground,
I baited Richie and Seth to go to war.
I spread rumors of them, and was like a spy.
I tweaked and prodded, and then it erupted
Into a fabulous display of violence.
Both sides' children ran in full force, 
And tackled, and wrestled, and it was not fun.
And then I tried it again.
And all the children dogpiled me.

Be wary, America.