Babylon Bee!!!!!!!!

Why did you threaten to sue the New York Times? 
Are you for Freedom of Speech? Or against it?
Why don't you sue YouTube for shaving your video views
Or do something constructive like that?
Now, you're setting the precedent for abridgments of speech
Through frivolous lawsuits.

Your brand is worthless if you don't uphold the citizen's right to criticize.
That, my dear friends, is called hypocrisy.

The Cure

Bodily illnesses need a physician.
Spiritual illnesses need a priest.
Mental illnesses need a sage.

If one breaks an arm, one must let it heal
In a cast, and rest it for may days.

If one is consumed by bitterness
Or flashes of uncontrollable lust, 
One must rest from the source of the bitterness or lust.

If deluded, or depressed one must rest,
To allow the ancient wisdom of accountability to soothe their soul.

Sages have found in all mental strife
An error of judgment, be it one's perception about life
Or one's desire, unmet.
Good men often suffer;
Bad men often feel no pain.
Yet, to heal from mental illness, the Sage tells the opposite
Of a Therapist.
He does not say become more worldly
But, rather, one must forsake the world 
And learn to have peace.
Not to embrace suffering and reach nirvana.
Not to say suffering is life's chief end.
Rather, feast at the appointed time,
Fast at the appointed time,
Make love at the appointed time,
And shun embracing at the appointed time.

The mental woes of our modern age
Are guilt and shame.
All have guilt; all have shame;
Therefore, it makes deluded and depressed minds.
At the end of the burden comes numbness.
Rather, the Sage Philosopher teaches
To become more sane by loving those around oneself.
To love those who one sees
To accept that love is going to wound
More profoundly than enemies.
To accept this fact, and understand
That we ourselves have wounded many, too.

The modern sickness is of the soul;
It comes from a sickness in society:
Men must be selfish in order to eat;
Men must accept they cause other's starvation;
They compete and burden others with their status.
For all men to eat, it would take a righteous confluence
Of one's own soul with the souls of others.
To truly unburden the self of suffering
Requires one to escape from the self
And merge one's identity with others,
Merge identity with God, family and friends.
Yet, the mental sickness encountered today
Is the succoring of the self
And the abandonment of spiritual things
And the abandonment of love.

Veritable Divinity

The Pharisee would walk the streets with his hands
Over his eyes, in order to avoid the sight
Of a beautiful woman or a sinful idol,
Which would catch an ever wandering eye.
Confucius said suffer a woman to drown
Rather than take her by the hand to save her.
For tradition to these men was the way to cleanse souls.
Was Confucius a Pharisee, probably.
However, good, he had concluded, 
Is self evidently so; and good must 
Be part of one's daily habit. For tradition
Finds its root in ancient established laws.
For he saw that goodness established customs
And then those customs would be later core
To the felicity of human government.
Just like Moses' law established justice
So did the law Confucius base his judgments
On establish. For, good is good by the sake
Of its being inherently good. 'tis
A tautology, sufficient in itself;
For reason cannot exist without tautology
Or self evident truth; thus, Confucius based
His philosophy on self evident truths
That man needs to love and so order his
Respect with those filial bonds which are formed
For the sake of human happiness.
Yet, like all men with an ideology
He and the Pharisees forgot the exceptions
To the rules established; that if a rule
Contradicted the course of humanity's love
It was to be rejected; and this is why Christ
Is preeminently divine, that though
Confucius saw the Legalists as fools
He invariably was one. And Christ is not.

A Father’s Day Poem

’A Father’s Day Poem
	
	Through the glean of ocean sprays
	Lights shed upon th’ valleys lay
	A world of right and wrong.
	
	Upon that world there is a crown
	For ones who know wh’ is renown
	A love wrought for a song.
	
	Love knows no treasure great or small
	That is wrought by men’s many laws
	F’ whose distant cities long.
	
	Cities lay upon a hill
	Cast by ocean mists be still
	White rains to look upon
	
	For emerald sheaths and spires
	Raise to rye ruby towers
	Yet to us t’is a fog.
	
	Long the fellows wait for more
	The ocean’s breath, distant shores
	Awaitings ne’er be wrong.
	
	For God ‘as giv’n a life
	And you time to see the light
	Of ‘t prospers of thy sons.
	
	Happy Father’s Day


Neifert, B. K.. My Collected Writings. Kindle Direct, 2017.

©2017 B. K. Neifert
All Rights Reserved

The Blue Moon

We carry the torch of wisdom
Over the ample seas
And through the mountainous valleys
Into the bastioned cities.

We are a society of men
Who carry firsthand knowledge
Of the cross.
Looking into the heavens
We see the evidence for our God.

We dare not say the whole truth
For who should ever believe?
But rather, we men, leave fragments
Of the truth across the many seas.

For good is an agency of God
And evil what's ugly to man;
We see in all things the evidence
Which flow from time's shifting sands.

We are small, we are strong,
We can make the mountains move.
With our prayers we heal the blind
And with our words we prove God true.

We have encountered Him
In many of our prayers.
We are the men who have knowledge
So sons of man Beware.

The Triumph of Meat

The triumph of meat, that freedom is true,
And far more precious than a thousand laws.
Together, with friendship, the joy of the hunt
Beams on their faces, and when asked
They say, "We believe our ancestors
"When they die, go up with the Son."
Pure freedom, joy, and ecstasy is on their faces
Knowing that the Baboon's meat is everything.
The philosophical depths stop at life's necessities.
What's most important is "Meat".
A simple answer like a Child were giving it.
The little civilization forages through the forests
And the veldts, searching the ranges for food.
All life is a search for the bare necessities.
Their civilization is more ancient than Babylon.
They are happier than any German.
They are far more alive than any Spaniard.
They are far more wise than any Chinaman.
What the tsetse prevents them from obtaining
Is found among the fruits of foraging.

The Changelings

At the local McDonald's, was a masterpiece
Written, and the Coca-Cola was plenteous.
Sweet was the verse, and sweet was the brine, so smooth.
At the counter were those busied by their work;
And I felt camaraderie with them while the words flowed
From my pen into the notebook. See, Death
Was on my mind, that androgynous changeling,
And it was out to procure its galactic conquest.
With a urine, feces, blood and black flag
It banned the cosmos under its reign of tyranny;
Shedding law, love and decency.
I drank my Coca-Cola, plenteous
And freely flowing, on the television I saw it
Tearing down statues and making racist laws.
"Cyrus had died, so Darius must reign," I thought---
That and all the beauty made by the white race.
Why Colonialism is wrong, I can't understand.
Yet I have my sympathies with the Tribal life;
I see just as much beauty in that way of life.
In China, Mencius said, "Let the farmer do his work, for he knows
"The time and seasons to put forth the plough." And I 
Look at China, seeing it turned grey by German
Philosophy. Its tradition was to let the worker do what they know.
Yet, at that McDonald's I saw all shades of skin
Working for a common purpose. There's noble
Truths in all three races' wisdom. 
Yet, Communism is a white man's philosophy.
More White than the capitalism we use now.
Just some food for thought to all of our Woke comrades.


Uncle L_______

When I was a kid,
One of my first memories was
You holding a piece of fat
And eating it.
I laughed, as you made funny munching noises
Because I said didn't like it.
But you told me it was the best part
So I ate some, and liked it.

You were like sunshine.
That is what your name means.
Long ago, I read it.

I miss the days as they used to be.
My family.
Now it's like everything is dim.
I miss you
I miss my cousins
I miss the family I used to have
Where I felt accepted.

Please forgive me for any wrong I've done.
My life is bitter.
But I remember a time when it was sweet.
I would like it to be sweet once again.

Writer’s Block

Writer's block, how you come to me once again.---
Staring at this white sheath in front of me,
I succor the demons when I consent to you.
For when my hand forgets his discipline, I am
Like Keats was while watching the Nightingale.

Then I fly like the bird when my thoughts are free, 
For the joy is like the Cicada's Chirping 
In the forest with its gay little life.
It fills me to the brim with ecstasy.
A disciplined writer finds their music
In all of life's events. Being prayed for in the wilderness
For seeing Satan's false signs,
The vertigo swirls through a life satisfied
By small events giving succor for a poem or two.
So, I fight to stay the writer's block away.

For in the forest, I am frightened by all prospects.
By poverty, but riches, by stagnation, but progression.
My heart is heavy within me, ready to burst
For the songs I've sung are lonely and none have ears.
I wonder about the Nightingale,
How something so small brings inspiration for a masterful poem.
I realize writer's block is not allowing oneself to see
The connections, yet it is true that none really want to see them.
So, I sorrowfully sing my songs in silence---
The signs from Satan are too numerous for me to ignore.
The world does not want a master poet.
What it wants is simply to be the Nightingale.
Yet, by being so, there is no nectar left to drink
For it was all spoiled on honey
But none were bees.
For all have drunken up the fun
And left nothing.

Thus, writer's block becomes the natural order of the world;
For if the fun has all dried up
And the flowers all sucked dry
And the bees hadn't made the honey
Which gives them their joy for drinking nectar;
Sweet the nectar is, and it is a good occupation
Where sweet is always in the mouth.
Yet, the labors of our modern age
Make life bitter, for the Songs are not loved
Thus, the cycle of drinking and making
Is over. With that, I close my eyes and sleep.

I Love this Country

I love this country.
I have food. 
I have drink.
I have freedom
I have shelter.
I have work.
The poor are rich.
Everyone has an equal chance.
There's green trees.
There's wild flowers.
There's cicadas.
There's daddy Longlegs.
There's blue birds.
There's robins.
There's beaches, amusement parks and ski resorts.
There's national parks.
I can criticize my country.
I can speak whatever nonsense I please.
I can be wrong.
I can also be right
I can research any subject under the sun.

Black Lives Matter, Antifa
You're so stupid if you can't see
This is the best country to ever live.