American Catch Phrase: If you believe in yourself, you can do anything.
Truth: If you practice real hard, you’ll get good at something.
American Catch Phrase: Be positive.
Truth: Have hope.
American Catch Phrase: It’s organic.
Truth: It’s not made for marketing.
American Catch Phrase: It’s grass roots.
Truth: It was made by someone who wasn’t famous or made a lot of money.
American Catch Phrase: Buzz Word
Truth: It’s a common word being used in conversation that will go away in the next five months.
American Catch Phrase: Mueller Report
Truth: Nobody really knows why they’re angry
American Catch Phrase: Benghazi
Truth: Americans nominated two people under FBI investigation to run for president.
American Catch Phrase: The News
Truth: Every violent and debauched thing done in America ending up on camera or talked about.
American Catch Phrase: A Good TV Show
Truth: An HBO series that a small portion of the population binged watched on Netflix and everyone else heard about.
American Catch Phrase: ESPN, ABC, Fox, Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars
Truth: Disney
American Catch Phrase: Copyrights and Patents
Truth: People gonna steal it anyway
American Catch Phrase: Kim Kardashian is a loser
Truth: I feel really bad for her, and I wish her a good legal career
American Catch Phrase: Brice Harper
Truth: People should be paid for their talent, within reason.
Catch Phrase: Manny Machado
Truth: Americans pay 200 dollars to see a baseball game
American Catch Phrase: Inflation
Truth: A 40 cent Chocolate Bar in 2001 now costs about 2.50
American Catch Phrase: Stock Market
Truth: Nobody really knows how it works, but we still get really scared when the DOW Jones Industrial Average goes down.
American Catch Phrase: I like to read.
Truth: Likes to have shelf ornaments, and have read a couple chapters of to brag about to friends.
American Catch Phrase: Booktuber
Truth: Someone who actually likes to read, but normally doesn’t understand why writing was invented.
American Catch Phrase: Marketing.
Truth: Making something, and then having someone else change it.
American Catch Phrase: Cooking
Truth: Taking recipes invented within the last couple of decades, and pretending like it’s a rich tradition.
American Catch Phrase: Multiculturalism
Truth: Despising American Culture, but not realizing that the immigrants they are trying to imitate want to be more like us.
American Catch Phrase: Intelligent Conversation
Truth: Memorized factoids that get dispersed by binge watching YouTube and then telling other people about it.
American Catch Phrase: Buddhism
Truth: Just not caring enough to figure something complicated out.
American Catch Phrase: Anti Fascists
Truth: Just about the most fascist people alive.
American Catch Phrase: Anonymous
Truth: People who claim to respect the Fourth Amendment, but then go ahead and break it by invading other people’s computers.
American Catch Phrase: Isis
Truth: An enemy image meant to distract us or lead us into a really stupid war.
American Catch Phrase: Nuclear Power
Truth: Everyone who’s not an American: “OMG.”
American Catch Phrase: Intelligent
Truth: Knows how to use words technically correct, but doesn’t listen to anyone enough to understand what they said when they didn’t get something technically correct.
American Catch Phrase: Criminal Justice
Truth: DNA evidence is the end all be all of evidence, even though it’s proven very unreliable. Also, NCIS.
American Catch Phrase: Lawyer
Truth: Nobody really likes them, though they tend to be a lot more honest than the rest of the world’s so called.
B. K. Neifert 