Harpy; Valkyrie

Democrat, Republican;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

Crypts, Bloods;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

Pepsi, Coke;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

Libertarian, Green;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

Communist, Capitalist;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

CNNABCMSNBCCBS, Fox;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

Ugar, Jones;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

Hacker, Provider;

Harpy, Valkyrie!

The myth of the Harpy and Valkyrie

Is that their feuds,

When they have finally snared enough men in their nets

Convince them to set fire to the earth

For the jealousy of Man’s love.

One has spotted wings

And the other speckled;—

Also, they both hate one another

Because of it.