Thou Disagreeable Abductor, Onusion---have you any skill At portmanteau...? Two maids sleep in your bed--- You live a life of leisure upon the earth Like a king with his harem. You plough your heifers with the row And you make the Jewess cry. You spread your seed. You write works And with your prowess You bring them to the world. Me in all my compassion Cannot take but a few To hear my desperate pleas. Yet you amassed a great following And fortune. I spend years mastering my craft. And I am not paid. I am not successful. Your enemies feed you For your words are more alike with theirs Than mine.