She buys two ordinary cakes. She cuts them into circles. She makes decadent custard And candies some strawberries And places them between rings of icing. She then uses food coloring To color some buttercream icing And spreads two layers of colored cake. She makes it beautiful And decorates it with flowers And two dollars worth of gold leaf. She's turned one hundred dollars Worth of materials, and quadrupled It with her craft. This is what makes America the greatest country on earth. I hope one day I can do the same with my craft.