Our Modern Geniuses

Liberals:

Girls go to college,
To get more knowledge,
Boys go to Jupiter 
To get more stupider.

Conservatives: 

Nah ah.

Boys go to Venus,
And get a Penis,
Girls go to Jupiter,
And get more stupider.

Me:

Looks like everyone's
Been to Jupiter.
Ought we not have known by pre-school
What the difference is?

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