Timeline of B. K. Neifert

Time Line of B. K. Neifert

July 23rd, 1989 – B. K. Neifert is Born

November 9th, 1989 – The Berlin Wall Falls

September 11th, 2001 – The Twin Towers are Attacked

October 7th, 2001 – The War in Afghanistan begins. A seminal influence in B. K. Neifert’s work.

October 26th, 2001 – The Patriot Act is Signed, which brings a decrease in United States’ Freedom, and influences Neifert’s earliest works, when he notices the decline in American prosperity and freedom.

May 20th, 2003 – The Iraq War is initiated, which Neifert’s dad was a heavy critic of, and influenced Neifert’s disdain for American overseas interventions.

2005 – Neifert, in the summer leading up to his Junior Year of High School, begins his first attempt at serious writing, as he pens an erotic science fiction novel, and head ways about 50,000 words into it. He never finishes it, and deleted all source copies of the work. But, some of its themes feature in Neifert’s earlier works, such as idealized romance; and the “Necromancer” from this early work makes its first appearance in what is possibly the beginning of Neifert’s doppelganger theme.

2006 – Neifert begins the Fifth Angel’s Trumpet, which was originally from a game in his child’s play.

2008 – Barack Obama is elected the First Black President of the United States.

2008 – 2009 – B. K. Neifert is arrested and convicted of two counts of simple assault and two counts of reckless endangerment, spurred by a psychotic episode where he vehicular assaulted two teenagers. He receives treatment for mental illness his entire life, and makes a successful recovery.

2010 – Neifert pens Utopia and 316 of the maxims found in The Wisdom of B. K. Neifert.

2011 – Neifert is inspired to write flash fiction from a Writer’s Market Magazine, and does substantial work on A Brief Space Opera. He also pioneers his style which he will use for The Riddle in the Sea, A Brief Space Opera and Solomon’s Romance.

2012 -2013 – Neifert has written several unsuccessful essay pieces and quasi cultish pieces, which he never attempts to publish. He also attends college courses at Harrisburg Area Community College, where he takes a fruitful Creative Writing Course and learns about Existentialism and Platonism in Philosophy – He also receives a comprehensive Humanities education, being exposed to the world’s most famous art. He also is inspired to write Prestor John and the Children’s Crusade when they are mentioned in a Western History Class, which the same professor also assigned reading to Neifert’s brother which would later become highly inspirational to Neifert’s work.

2013 – 2014 – Neifert makes a full confession of his entire life’s history and criminal behavior to a police officer. While awaiting his trial, and the time he’d spend in York County Jail, he finishes The Fifth Angel’s Trumpet. How to Write is started.

2014 – Neifert spends 5 months in jail, where he writes the narrative poems which will appear in “What is Poetry” and additional stories for A Brief Space Opera.

2015 – Donald Trump reveals he will run for President, and Neifert, through his political leanings, stays skeptical. Even at some points calling Donald Trump the Antichrist. Neifert also composes his first poetry album, “Bitter Medicine.”

2015 – The Baltimore Riots break out, foreshadowing racial tensions within the United States, over the death of Freddie Grey.

2016 – Neifert is left off his strict probation, and begins writing The Amelia Chronicles. Neifert also watches Yale Courses Online, lectures by Paul Fry, about Literary Theory and develops a comprehensive literary method, which he uses to interpret many of the world’s most famous works of literature.

2017 – Neifert writes what is possibly his most significant piece, Hail Britannica. He dreamed the plot, and wrote the entire epic over the course of 2017, using an Encarta Encyclopedia from 2004 as a base for the factual details, and also an Encarta Dictionary to help him look up Etymologies and find German rooted words for his Fairy Tale.

2018 – Neifert composes most of Fairyland, especially the Odes of Brittos, The Ballad of Maddok, Prestor John and The Tale of Subang. He also begins to create the mythology of the Thirteen Kings, compiling them into two early works, one of which is called “Young Shadows”.

2019 – Neifert writes The Elf in Manhattan and The Most Bitter Thought which will appear in his third draft of “My Collected Writings.” Neifert also Hand Writes The Tragedy of Joan of Arc (Having severe Dysgraphia from when he fell and hit his head as a four year old, he overcame the disability and hand wrote some of his major pieces).

2020 – 2021 – Covid19 Pandemic brings the Entire World to a Screeching Halt. Neifert uses this time to comprehensively edit his work, and begins “The American Mythology.”

August of 2021 – The U.S. officially announces Combat Missions end in Iraq, for the second time, and the Taliban regain control of Afghanistan after the U.S.’s disastrous withdrawal under Joe Biden.

2022 – How to Write is finally completed. And Neifert also finishes The Amelia Chronicles. And he writes the Prose Mythos. He also writes The Master Key.

2020 – 2023 – Neifert composes thousands of his poems – which he will become known for – including The Odes of Strangers series, The Trilogy of Sonnets, The Three Hyperion Themes and starts to compose his wisdom literature. He also consolidates his smaller, random publications into more comprehensive and polished volumes.

2023 – Neifert writes Artemis XX, The Third Reich, Theseus and Brittos, Ayin and Athrin and Cyrus Versus Julius Caesar.

Gateway 2000

In 1997, my computer had 16 Megabytes of ram.
It had three point five gigabytes of hard drive space.
And a 200 Mega Hertz Processor.

The computer I'm using today---
Windows 8, from 2013,
In 2023;
Mind you it was top of the line for its day---
Has a missing key that flung off
When my dad threw a piece of paper in a tantrum.
The keyboard also doesn't work---
I'm typing on my fourth keyboard
And it's a wireless with a mouse and keyboard combo---
I use Bluetooth frequently to listen to Pandora.
My computer has 8 Gigabytes of Ram
2.4 Gigahertz of Processor speed
And a modest Terabyte of Hard Drive Space.
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Scientology

To be honest,
I come upon the least literary topic
I have ever taken up.

One thing mystifies me,
But also arouses a passionate disinterest---
It falls in line with the cult of personality
Associated with Kardashians and Kanye---

Why do I even know about Scientology?
A cursory thought, 
One I have given very little to,
Having more important things to think about,
Is it curious that rich people
Wish to save themselves with their gold and silver?
It seems to be the most obvious point,
Is that the rich have a strong desire
To save themselves with their money;
And the perfect cult to trap them
Is the one which tells them their money
Directly saves them.

Yet, everyone talks about how abusive it is---
Obviously because they like to trash religion---
Obviously everyone compares it to Christianity,
Which is like comparing hypodermic AIDs needles with bread,
And I fully understood it the moment I heard of it.
The thing that interests me,
Is how interested you are in it.
It is simply a scheme of yours
To find fault with all gods,
And you are so transparent for it being the case.

Why Tom Cruise and Will Smith
Become adherents to it
Is the obvious foible of wanting their riches to save them.
And a man, spinning a yarn about aliens---which do not exist---
Gets these Hollywood Celebrities to spend bookoo bucks
To have their sins forgiven;
Which the Catholics once tried,
But was swiftly chastised with the Protestant Reformation.

Sandy Beach

Papias, by your calculation,
There will be twenty-five sextillion
Souls saved, and each soul
Shall save ten-thousand,
Until the last ten-thousand ten-thousand
Grapes bear their twenty five baths of blood.
Interestingly, you're not out of the ballpark
Of what scripture said would be saved---
That is one human being for every grain
Of sand off of the coasts of all the world's beaches.
That number, respectively,
Is 7.5 sextillion---
Even to hypothesize sextillions
At 90ad, is miraculous enough.

Atrimis

"Off to the Hyperborean sea,
"Fly oh ships, to avoid the Valkyries' war.
"The fire spreads across firmaments,
"As the men and women cannot come home.

"We are distracted by it by the Baals.
"The voyagers look beneath them
"And see the arms of the giants in Jotunheim,
"Beneath the circle of the Earth."

I hope you're right.

Aphorisms Winter 2023

Aphorism 102. One poem can answer a thousand more questions about history, than a thousand stones.

Aphorism 103. Most great thinkers have gotten something simple wrong.

Aphorism 104. A wise man looks for his errors, but when he finds none, he shudders.

Aphorism 105. I can't believe it, but I understand Kanye.

Aphorism 106. It took about 200 of the most brilliant minds in history to cause 200 years of flourishing. How many Years of suffering will four million so called experts create?

Aphorism 107. "Some claim Homer was literate." Okay? Award for the stupidest statement the internet had ever made. Who, exactly, says he wasn't?

Aphorism 108. Maybe more black men and women need to read Malcom X, instead of instigating race riots and making everything about skin color.

Aphorism 109. Neil Degrasse Tyson, for all our disagreements, is a man I respect.

Aphorism 110. The media fiddles while America burns.

Aphorism 111. Hate is just a vitriolic form of love. Just like Self Hate is a vitriolic form of Self Love.

Aphorism 112. No one is more mature, than one who has a disinterest in themself.

Aphorism 113. Every instance of hate I ever saw, was actually suppressed love. Including Racism.

Aphorism 114. There is no hate more cold, than disinterest.

Aphorism 115. There is no hate more hot, than to feign disinterest.

Aphorism 116. The most irritating thing about a person, is the boundaries they set that prevents us from fully expressing who we are. Yet, without these boundaries, there ceases to be peace.

Aphorism 117. There are good oranges, Bertrand.

Aphorism 118. Stanford, you are the Peanut Gallery.

Aphorism 119. Nostradamus was just a poet, who knew no one would buy his fantasies, unless they believed it.

Aphorism 120. I would rather Nostradamus studied as a first rate poet, rather than a third rate prophet.

Aphorism 121. Let people study my work, the way I study Nostradamus. As a vessel for ideas, not as a gateway into viewing the future.

Aphorism 122. An old Native American Proverb said to have lightning in the hand, rather than thunder in the mouth: But, if all you have is thunder, remember it can cause an avalanche.

Aphorism 123. I pretend like I believe the lies, so I can find other problems they don't even know about. If these issues are taboo, then these other ones you never even thought of ought to be interesting, and catch your ear.

Aphorism 124. Ms. Arulpragasam is a smart cookie.

Aphorism 125. The beautiful thing about Freedom of Speech, is that I don't have to be a lawyer to tell you what you are free to speak.

Aphorism 126. The deceptive thing about today, is the plutocracy of a degree dictating what you are allowed to say you know.

Aphorism 127. A lawyer does law. A physician proscribes medical treatments. An engineer builds complex structures. A degree is necessary to do law, to proscribe medical treatments, and to build complex structures.

Aphorism 128. If I study law, that does not make me a lawyer. If I study philosophy, that does make me a philosopher.

Aphorism 129. Where expertise is actually needed, then a degree is actually needed. Where unrequired, it is unrequired.

Aphorism 130. To have a license to practice law is to ensure a defendant has a fair trial. To have a license to go kayaking is a way to tax.

Aphorism 131. To need  a license to drive ensures the roads are safe. To need a license to serve food is a way to ensure only the rich can eat.

Aphorism 132. To need a license to practice medicine or accounting ensures the security of  health and wealth. To need a license to distribute food to the homeless ensures the homeless starve.

Aphorism 133. I once told a Police Officer that I am a Sovereign Citizen because he wished to arrest me for talking to him. Little did I know that term was already appropriated by far right-wing nationalists.

Aphorism 134. To lie and deceive is not what's protected under the first amendment.

Aphorism 135. If I have an opinion or belief, I am allowed to have and share it. That is what's protected under the first amendment.

Aphorism 136. To be wrong is not a criminal offense.

Aphorism 137. The current mindset of Americans is to specialize everything, so nobody can speak, except those rich enough to buy the education needed to make them incapable of uttering anything.

Aphorism 138. Modern education consists of teaching everyone everything, except the truth.

Aphorism 139. Truth is kept in old books, where the modern pedant scoffs and tells you not to look there.

Aphorism 140. A Theologian once claimed there are new questions today. I don't see that, but only a presumption of the answer.

Aphorism 141. The questions we ask today have obvious answers, while the answers we seem to agree upon are all bold faced lies.

Aphorism 142. If they make you question what Gender is, they can then tell you the answer for the meaning of life.

Aphorism 143. Obviously, the modern scholar believes what's specious, and scoffs what's true.

Aphorism 144. Wherever I had ever found an obvious truth, I also found an educated man saying it wasn't right.

Aphorism 145. I trust older sources because they didn't lie to themselves. So they also won't lie to me.

Aphorism 146. According to Papias' calculastions, 25 sextillion souls will be saved.

Aphorism 147. According to my calculations, there will be seven septillion human souls.

Aphorism 148. There were once estimated to be fourteen sextillion grains of sand in all the world's beaches. And there was once estimated to be seven septillion grains of sand underneath all the world's oceans.

Aphorism 149. If there ever were a creature like me in history, it would be Hans Christian Andersen.

Aphorism 150. To have the opposite life of Mr. Anderson, where I have a wife but remain unknown until my appointed time, would be happy.